Singing my cat to sleep because that’s what you do at 10pm. Obviously.

Tags: personal

robotrobb:

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

THIS IS NOW A PLUTO APPRECIATION BLOG!  Come here pluto, let me hold you and make it all better.

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disord-r:

how much cock could a cockblock block if a cockblock could block cock

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welcome to tumblr where people can casually discuss their sexual attraction to characters from comics and animated characters and food is considered porn.

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Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you’ve learned about me.

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If Tumblr shuts down someday, I just want say to all my followers:

i-wasborntobe-me:

timeywimeyconsultinghufflepuff:

allons-ytobakerstreet:

itendswithakiss:

fivepips:

captain-sherloki:

loki-the-hornstar:

thordasgay:

mad-cosmic-9-year-old:

aladyvainglorious:

rikkysworld:

gambler-x:

lpd9-2-rants:

image

and 

(Source: makeadreamreal, via prettymuchobsessed)

  • Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
  • Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.

siriused:

if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry

i’m confused too 

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taiwansboobs:

sverigempreg:

somethinghorrible:

nogloryfortea:

somethinghorrible:

what if our universe is just a tv show or some shit

whhat if people roleplay us

what if they dO FANART OF US

WHAT IF THEY COSPLAY OF US

WHAT IF THEY DRAW PORN OF US

WHAT IF THEY DRAW PORN OF US

THE FUNNY PART DOESN’T NEED TO BE REPEATED IN BOLD/ITALIC

THE FUNNY PART DOESN’T NEED TO BE REPEATED IN BOLD/ITALIC

THE FUNNY PART DOESN’T NEED TO BE REPEATED IN BOLD/ITALIC

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